I have projects due. And finals coming up in a week that I need to study for. And next weekend begins the "OH FUCKING HELL I WILL FOREVERMORE HAVE THE NUTCRACKER OVERTURE STUCK IN MY HEAD UNTIL I DIE OF OLD AGE. I WILL BE ON MY DEATHBED, I WON'T RECOGNIZE MY FAMILY OR FRIENDS, BUT I WILL KNOW THAT RICHARD BURTON WAS BECKET AND PETER O'TOOLE WAS HIS KING, AND I WILL BE SINGING THE BLOODY NUTCRACKER OVERTURE OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL MY HEART GIVES OUT" time of doom.
*deep breath*
Okay, so. The closer it gets to deadlines, and the busier I am, the more I need to be doing multiple things at once, because if I try to concentrate too much on one thing, my head will asplode. And I rather like my head. It's a good shape. I'm quite attached to it, really.
SO. I'm not promising I'll get these done OMG RIGHT AWAY, but I will work on them when I seriously cannot stare at textbooks or notes or studies or (OMG WTF WHY DID MY SCREEN JUST BLINK BLACK ON ITS OWN, THE LITTLE LIGHT WENT OFF, AND THEN JUST AS SUDDENLY IT WAS BACK ON WTF JUST HAPPENED?!) lesson plans or makeshift tests that I have to make up that don't have to do with anything at all but just to prove that I can make shit up, and THEY WILL POSSIBLY GET DONE BEFORE WE ARE ALL OLD AND GRAY. IT IS A VERY LIKELY POSSIBILITY.
(.... sorry, I got a Mountain Dew at work and was surrounded by hyper excited cheerful kids and I think some of that rubbed off on me)
ANYWAY. THE POINT.
I is thief. Or copier. Or something. Whatever. Pick a pairing! I have to play at least one of the characters. I'd prefer it if it's characters who actually interact unless you just want something that's absolute and total complete crack. Unless you specify, I'll assume that couples are shippy, friends are friendly, family members are family-ly, Alice/Dorcas is Hot Sexy Crack, etc.
Prompts:1. fa la la la la
2. of brightly-colored baubles
3. not your average Douglas Fir
4. "You can't catch me..."
5. chestnuts on an open fire
6. thrice as nice
7. first snow
8. on the rooftop
9. horseless carriages will have to do
10. far too early
11. take your pick
12. surprises
13. hollow
Prompts from
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